POLICE AND SECURITY SERVICES
TO ARREST SUN READERS
In a shock announcement, the Security Services and police have
said that they are going to investigate who has been purchasing the Sun newspaper.
They believe the readers of the paper are most likely to become radical Muslims
and join ISIS.
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Jihad recruitment paper ?
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Inspector Scot Yard of the Metropolitan police said; “Well
we listen to the Major of London, Boris Johnson’s remarks that, and I quote, ““If
you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will
look at porn. They are literally wankers.”
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| men who go to fight with Islamic State as “literally wankers |
And we thought to ourselves what other reason was there to buy The Sun newspaper other than to look and
page three and well you know, pleasure
yourself. So therefore it’s logical to conclude that these people must be
possible ISIS recruits, and we should bring them in for questioning. We are
going to have police offices visit newsagents to get lists of names of people
who have purchased this ISIS recruiting paper. We are going to call this investigation
operation "Red Topless”
The Red Top News security correspondent asked Inspector Scot
Yard if perhaps people might buy it for the news and in depth analysis of world events. However
both Inspector Yard and our correspondent laughed to much to worry about a
reply.
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| New ISIS recruiting poster ? |
